plantarium

the fact that a cat considers “sit in the same room ignoring each other” to be an acceptable social activity and not an insult is great for me because that’s how i like to socialise

is there anything more pure than a cat and it’s love for a heat source 

1 (𝓸𝓷𝓮) 𝕗𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕙 𝕗𝕣𝕪

cats don’t know what words mean and i love that about them. i can say “you are a beautiful little angel child and i love you more than anything else in the entire world” but also “you wretched little clown bastard. you’ve created such a big mess and now i have to clean it because i have hands and you don’t. this is god’s cruelest joke.” and they don’t care they just say :3 and put their little paws on me

In chess, the Queen is the hero and the King is the damsel in distress.

#this is how maes hughes would have started his best man speech 

@dandelionandkrindle

“Are cats a solid or a liquid?” The world may never know. 

They are non-Newtonian fluids.