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I don’t know what I have seen. And how to get it out of my head. So I was on social media and seeing what I had been tagged in. Someone had wrote some fanfic. Me, being all innocent, thought how bad out it be. And I don’t mean bad as in terrible. What have I read? I mean…I work with these people that were mentioned in the fanfiction and I rather not be thinking about what was in the fanfiction next time I see them. Two I work quite closely with.

@hfrpstarters​

Once you read that stuff, it sticks in your head. Sorry man! Was it like, you and someone you work with doing the dirty or...? Because that is probably a third of the fanfiction written about me and Rhett is. Our team somehow got us to do a whole episode of GMM where we read the fanfiction. Mythical Beasts are dirty creatures, dirty creatures! 

Ever become so obsessed with an object that it consumes you? Now I am not talking the whole ‘I’m In Love With My Car’ sorta feeling. But the kind that gives you pure and utter happiness when you see it or hold it? I have been feeling that since I bought my new handbag, I found it at a thrift store but my god… This thing has changed my life, can hold anything from makeup to Rome’s nappies and I am in love. Not me already breaking my new years resolution of not spending my money un-wisely though… Anyone else already broken a new years resolution yet? I can’t be the only one. | @hfrpstarters​

That sounds like a good buy to me, holds all the important stuff! I stopped making resolutions a few years ago. Because I could never stick to them. Does a dog fit in that category? I was going to say my lucky underwear but I really only start thinking about those during award season.

Awsten: ..i have no idea what the fuck i just read

Awsten: but i'm not hating it

Link: No idea? Well shit, that makes you a perfect candidate to be on GMM! Unknowing guests are some of my favorites! Buckle up and I'll get our people to call your people.

Link: I was just thinking, when people quote me on the internet...How many of them immediately think "stink makes me horny" or "he is the guy who says his man milk smells like pineapple upside down cake"

Dude, how cool is this party?! I don’t know about you, but my inner child has fully been unleashed. Between the floats, magicians and dragon dancing? My heart and giddiness is on hyper mode! How about you, though? Are you having a blast?! What’s your favorite highlight from the day? | @linkxneal​​

It was an experience for the memory bank in my brain for sure! I haven’t seen a parade like that since my kids were little when we still lived in North Carolina. Maybe I’m just in all the wrong places? Well, I am a sucker for fancy footwork. Probably because I dance like “a dad” but I really enjoy watching people dance, and in that long dragon covering their eyes?! SKILLS.

Tell me your favorite movie quote and I’ll tell you what my first impression of you is based off of it. I’m probably going to get myself into a lot of trouble with this so please don’t expect much… @hfrpstarters​

Do you want me to suggest looking up Good Mythical Morning now? Because my favorite movie quote does not match my normal vibe. “Magic is really very simple, all you've got to do is want something and then let yourself have it.” Now what is yours?