Zodiac Signs

men are not “helping out” when they take care of their children… they’re taking care of their children.

Men literally go viral for brushing their daughter’s hair. That’s where the bar is.

the bye bye man: *about to kill me* me: oh no!! someone please help!! the b- *starts chuckling* the bye b- *chuckling increases* the bye bye man *erupts into laughter at his stupid ass name*

gimme u fackin maney

The voice in your head is the real you. Every other version of you displayed is a facade the real you made up to deal with others.

no offens but people being overworked to death in industries like animation and making video games is a huge issue… like holy shit i’d prefer my favorite anime being delayed or a video game’s release being a bit late if it means people don’t suffer under intense conditions and stress

i was at the grocery store and did the whole ‘how r u’ ‘good how r u’ ‘good’ thing with the cashier and as i was leaving the person behind me was doing the thing too but this time the cashier said ‘not so good’ so what happened