rants and reblogs

beef strokin off lmfao

who is they

the ones that look for the mullsks? I don’t know

oh ok i was kind of setting up a joke

wait okay let’s try again

i dont know how

well you better go catch it

bugs bunny taught me that murder is okay if you’ve been inconvenienced in any way

i think one of the funniest 180s of any celebrity was dj khaled. i used to watch his snap stories all the time and i remember people going on about how wholesome he was and then he admitted to not eating pussy and everyone turned on him. which was completely justified btw but it was just so funny how quickly that happened

I mean, you don't have to eat pussy but you don't have to be a misogynistic about it 🤷🏼‍♀️

answer his question

Don’t disappoint him

Date a boy who calls you at 4 in the morning just to hear your voice

Bitch better not

Remember