i once slipped and fell on my ass while almost ramming my face i

where is “p diddy calls bjork”

how do i get a flat stomach by tomorrow

anon hate

sexting

the poptart fucking killed her dude

please get this away from me

confused person looking at snow prints: who the fcuk strapped fucking keyboards to their shoes

police detective examines footprints leading away from the crime ‘why did we ever anger the machines,’ he asks himself sorrowfully

new year who dis

Are anyone else’s tags filled with weird skin disorders and disgusting clickbait? How can I change this? It’s real gnarly.

Hey, Yeah! Me too! I thought they just knew exactly the kind of content I was looking for!

*me in my grave laughing cause nobody knows the r.i.p. on my tombstone stands for rugrats in paris*

what if people pronounced “yikes” like they do “nike”