knightly posting

Hey everyone! Have this Knight x Princess piece I threw together real quick. It's been a while since I've written anything so don't be mean to me about it or I'll throw up 🖤

Pathetic Male Knight x fem!Princess

~500 words

The doors of the grand audience chamber groaned as they swung shut, sealing Sir Octavius inside with the King. Octavius stood at rigid attention, his posture immaculate despite the heavy armor that bore the faint, polished scars of a dozen bloody campaigns. 

He had prepared himself for an unruly charge—a crude, violent princess whose reportedly hideous visage and vicious temper had driven a kingdom to its wits' end. They had sent for him because a man who had survived the mud and slaughter of the front lines could surely survive a spoiled heiress. He was, as they put it, their last hope for peace in the kingdom.

Yet the King’s tense, weary demeanor did not match his expectations. The monarch paced the dais, his voice heavy with an anxious, protective bend rather than anger. He spoke of a daughter who had rejected every suitor, driving them away until she had utterly isolated herself within the castle walls. 

Octavius kept his expression stoic, though a flicker of confusion crossed his mind. 

Why would a person so horrible have a line of suitors to turn away in the first place?

The King stopped his pacing and turned towards the curtained archway leading to the solar. He collected himself, smoothing where his sleeves had wrinkled. "Princess, your knight has arrived," he called out, his voice echoing off of each sconce and pillar.

The drapes parted. You stepped out. 

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