ur on ur own kid

(flirting) you're beautiful btw. im going to piss you off on purpose

oh btw just in case nobody ever told you. just because your life looks different than you thought it would doesn't mean that your life is bad or wrong or disappointing or less than. sometimes things aren't good or bad. sometimes they're just different

now would be the absolute funniest time for tumblr to unban porn

Wait I realized this Twitter rate limiting thing happened literally the same day as the Reddit 3rd party app shut downs. Wonder how many of those users have come here today to this Luigi Wins By Doing Nothing Ass website

bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable 

haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin

it’s easier to say “im tired” than “im so sad and lonely i feel like there’s a weight in my chest and my body is so heavy i have no energy emotionally, physically or mentally to even move from my bed”

Chomp

Him beginning a scream at the last second  👌

politics are a nightmare i’m going to the scottish highlands to eat dirt and lavender

i need *bangs fist on table* intimacy

this next one’s a slow jam