not your anointed

haymitch is so scared of snow and it’s like. kid I get it. very understandable in your situation. but this guy is still reeling over a break up from 40 years ago and is projecting this onto you very pathetically. humble that loser

re-watching the original trilogy is great because you really get a sense for how weird luke skywalker is, just how quickly he becomes that weird AND how quickly he commits to it. Like he's honestly pretty chill in a new hope, but the absolute INSTANT he figures out he can move shit with his mind he goes full send on the cryptic off-putting bullshit. Walking around in full black robes, speaking in riddles, aura farming and backflipping whenever physically possible. He's clearly annoyed when he first meets yoda in empire, but he dismisses that pretty quickly in favour of ALSO becoming an over-dramatic space wizard. The combination of his two teachers being yoda and obi-wan kenobi and him being the son of anakin and padme creates the single most intense and fundamentally kind force sensitive perfectly embodying the heart of the jedi order whilst also serving egregious amounts of cunt and being bizarre to be around. He would have THRIVED as a jedi master during the high republic. he would have been every padawan's favourite and every other master's worst nightmare

big component of the wish fulfillment of KimHarry is that a dude who’s dangerously repressed after a lifetime of bullying and racist harassment gets to be with an actual mind reader who thinks he’s the coolest person on the planet and wants nothing more than to understand him intimately

It shouldn't be controversial to say that Harry doesn't deserve to be abandoned with no medical care by Jean and RCM after being shot by war criminals, possibly both in the leg and shoulder, and having a broken hip and brain damage.

not to be that guy but its supremely embarrassing that project hail mary fans are so desperate for shipping that they not only make a human rocky to mash against grace but also put that guy from iron lung with him just for shipping. can anyone engage with anything without it being about men fucking for 5 minutes? does anyone want to actually enjoy the story that is purposefully nonsexual and nonromantic? its about rocky and graces FRIENDSHIP ffs -_-