Andor finale spoilers under the cut lol
FUCK YAAAASSSSSS EVERY SHITTY BITCH GOT WHAT THEY DESERVED (except Krennic, but we already knew he gets his in Rogue One).
Syril? Used as a pawn, unknown by his unrequited nemesis, and an unceremonious death at the hands of a man whose planet he betrayed while BEING betrayed.
Dedra? Arrested and convicted of being a rebel spy, despite even the THOUGHT of such a thing would have never crossed her fascist mind. Imprisoned in Imperial jail, disgraced and alone.
Partagaz? Suicide set to the glorious reading of Nemik's manifesto in order to escape what would probably be the same fate as Dedra, aware that he is being replaced by someone wildly inferior who sucks.
FUCK YOU NAZI-ASS SCUM!!! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR FUCKING AROUND WITH FASCISTS. DEVOURED BY YOUR OWN MACHINE. ROT IN SPACE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not one single "couple" remained intact, did they? Bix and Timm. Bix and Cassian. Luthen and Kleya. Vel and Cinta. Mon and Perrin. Syril and Dedra.
On that note, once again, I am absolutely FLOORED at the relationship they gave Syril and Dedra. LITERALLY that is exactly what I wanted for Kylo and Hux--two shitty evil bad guys who suck in general but are even WORSE together (and have freak NASTY sex)--so it was almost like an ancient itch got scratched for me, and I fucking LOVED it. Their fates mirror each other's so well, too. Both so tunnel-vision fixated on finding their respective marks (Andor/Axis) that they are willing to disobey and disregard all of rules and orders they are so hell-bent on forcing the rest of the world submit to. And they both meet their ends because of it. Miserable and alone. If Luthen was 'condemned to use the weapons of his enemies to destroy them', it worked. They were both destroyed by their own machinations. In a way, it's somewhat similar to Krennic's ending on Scariff, so in desperate pursuit of glory that he's easily manipulated by Tarkin and dies forgotten.
Speaking of? We also got not one but TWO Imperial cunt-serving divas: Krennic AND Partagaz??? GODDDD I HAAAAAATED THEM SO GOOD 🩷. PS: how does Krennic manage to project such toxic, possessive fuckboy vibes with every single person he works with? And furthermore, why is it always kinda hot???
And Mon Mothma dark horse fav character of the series?????????? Totally unexpected, but fucking INCREDIBLE. God I loved every scene she was in. RIP, her impeccable fashion style tho. It will be missed.
(...And again I was also so uncomfortably reminded of Gezi when the ISB takes over the Coruscant hospital and denies the medical director access to patients in need. I remember the Turkish police tear gassing crowds indiscriminately, and I remember canisters being thrown into hospital ERs to flush out protestors that had taken refuge there (often after being beaten by police). Doctors were saying that they police were threatening/harassing them to give up PHI of the protestors, too. The show really did a disturbingly excellent job of triggering these old memories and infusing them with a renewed sense of horror lol)
UGHHHHHH that was the best show I have ever seen in my entire LIFE and I cannot see how it will EVER be topped. I only wish it had like a billion seasons, I would have watched the SHIT out of it all.
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