rest stop

1. What is their favorite article of clothing, or one that they wear most often? 2. Do they have anything in their wardrobe that they have never worn? If so, why? 3. Are they close with their family? If not, do they have a found family they are close with? 4. Do they tend to hold on to things for sentimental reasons? 5. Do they go looking for love or do they prefer for things to happen naturally? 6. What is their hygiene / makeup routine? 7. What do they do for self care? 8. What hobbies do they have, or what do they do for fun? 9. What career did they want as a child? 10. Do they have any celebrity crushes? 11. What was their first kiss like? 12. How many pets have they had throughout their life? Which was their favorite? 13. What does their bedroom look like? 14. If they had one letter or one voicemail to send to a loved one and could never speak to them again, what would they say? (sender can specify loved one or recipient can choose) 15. If they were in a slasher movie, what stereotype would they fall under? 16. Have they ever been in love? If so, with whom? 17. What piece of media influenced them the most growing up? 18. Do they have any phobias? 19. What is their dream home like? 20. Do they have any children? If so, how is their relationship? If not, would they like any? 21. Have they committed any crimes? If so, were they punished or did they get away with it? 22. What colors do they love? What colors do they hate? 23. What is their favorite food? Least favorite food? 24. Do they have any niche interests? 25. Is there anything about themselves or their life that they are ashamed of? 26. Is there anything about themselves or their life that they are proud of? 27. Do they collect anything, or have they in the past? 28. Do they spend a lot of time online? 29. Have they gone to college? What was their major? 30. Have they had any near death experiences? 31. Share a random headcanon.

“Memento mori.” “Whenever I need a quenching, refreshing beverage, I reach for one of these.” “I’ve never had a clear thought in my life.” “You wanna know how I got to love pain?” “It was your plan all along!” “What the hell is with the difference between Takis bags?” “You just need to suck it up and drink your wine.” “Mother nature is the cruelest bitch, that fucking whore. Took the kids.” “How quickly can we whip up a bowl of mac n’cheese?” “Oh, yeah, there will be lube.” “’Hydro,’ which is Latin for water. ‘Dipping’ which is Greek for insertions.” “If I was dying in the middle of the road, it would take me five weeks to get your attention, and then you’d say ‘oh, can’t do that today!’” “Oh, jeez, what smells? It’s gotta be this.” “No! I refuse to accept your stupidity today!” “I’m washing the stick.” “Hello, Mr. Penis.” “This is the ultimate test of trust.” “You use less water and then it’s less watery.” “That was the most vague compliment anyone has every given me.” “It’s like fishing. And that’s when the semens happen.” “It makes my meat jiggle.” “Math was never my strong suit, nor was anything else.” “Maybe they’ll taste better after they’ve spent six months in the ground.” “____ is built like a brick shit house.” “Have you been enjoying yourself?” “Well, the thing is, ____, you said I’m gonna like it, but I don’t.” “I need you to forget everything you know. Did you do it?” “Hang on, I need a second because my brain actually came up with something.” “Bigfoot’s foot isn’t the only thing that’s big if you know what I’m talking about.” “Can you imagine if I was sponsored by a canned corn company?” “God, everyday you live is the worst day of your life with me.” “I can’t wait to be naked together again.” “Don’t look at my feet, you pervert.” “I’m insecure about my body right now! But that’s okay!’

random edits 1/?  - a few major players in ryan’s story

ryan & tate fitzpatrick wedding aesthetic // 09.07.19 @c0kehead

ryan aesthetic 1/?

stolen from @viicariously tagging: anyone who wants to do it!

“I haven’t seen your face around here. Who are you?” “You can’t go in there. No one is allowed in there.” “We don’t take kindly to trespassers.”  “If they catch you here, you’re dead.” “Nobody likes outsiders around here.” “There’s some things you just don’t ask questions about.” “Why is everyone giving me nasty stares?” “Whatever you do, don’t go wandering around after dark.” “Hi, where can I find the gas station? I need to get out of here.” “The people around here are really weird, aren’t they?” “You’re not welcome.” “Things were fine until people like you started showing up.” “This is the last stop for miles. You won’t find another motel.” “You can stay the night, but I suggest you leave before the sun comes up.” “I’ll show you where you’ll sleep. If you need anything, learn to live without it.” “So is everyone here in some kind of cult?” “I get an eerie feeling just walking around this place.”  “Sometimes when you see something you can’t explain, you just have to turn your head and ignore it.” “My neighbor got abducted by aliens once. That’s why he twitches.” “You probably shouldn’t drink the tap water.” “My car stalled out of town. Can I get a ride?” “I feel like some weird shit’s going on that no one talks about.” “Will someone please just explain what the hell is up with this place?” “God, I hate towns like these. It’s like being on another planet.” “You can drive to the next town, but it’s about two hours to get there.” “Why are there so many abandoned buildings?” “So why do you live here? You don’t seem like the other weirdos.” “This town’s got to have some good ghost stories, right?” “We haven’t had a visitor in a really long time.” “This town wasn’t even on the map.” “Do me a favor and be gone by morning.” “When you leave, please take me with you.”

“When you were in middle school, did people use those bracelets to indicate, like, sexual acts?” [x]