Confessions of a Mainframe:

I'm too normal/boring for when I'm masking and I'm too insane for people when I'm not masking

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

it must be so freeing to be as stupid as a ceo. not a single thought echoing through that hollowed out skull. you get paid more money in 20 minutes than a handful of small countries make in a year combined to say the biggest number you can think of and if your company doesn’t hit that number you get to fire all of them

You’re telling me this was made during the Hays Code

This is what’s known as a physique film, and it is vintage gay porn. Actual gay pornography was illegal in the 50s, so people created short films like these that existed in a legal gray area - the (paper thin) excuse is that they are about bodybuilding and fitness. No sex happens in physique films, nor any full-frontal nudity, just a lot of the kind of thing you can see in these gifs. The film reels would be ordered by people through the mail (via physique magazines - which were magazines of homoerotic photography along the same lines as these films) and would not have been screened in theatres, so they would not be subject to the Hays Code. These were extremely legally dubious nonetheless. Physique films and magazines were dangerous to make, distribute, and consume because of obscenity laws, and most of the important figures in the industry were arrested at least once.

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

“i hate how this movie normalizes”— well so it doesn’t! it only feels like that because you have not been able to hold what you’ve seen inside of a critical space, and instead can only imagine it solidly plopped into your worldview. it is burdensome to carry so many plopped objects. you should work on that.

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

"omg you remembered!" of course i did. I have a file on you

lady gaga was right. stop telephoning me.

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits