sorry you’re not a winner

They very much give the vibes of using it cus whimsy makes them sound cute and eroticism makes them sound edgy and cool and like.. thats the opposite of my intention?

Propaganda:

Chrisdrew

-They knew eachother for ages on the indies, chris put drew forward for his first major deathmatch and helped him with a gimmick that got him over before that. They both moved to japan within months of eachother and became inseparable. They started a promotion together which chris still runs now drew is back in the uk. Chris was sometimes ringside for drews huge title matches in japan amd would bandage him up. They both are vocal about their love for eachother. Chris invited drew rhe the christmas day chocopro filming because it was lock down. They would do twitch streams together and commentary together for TJPW. When drew retired and left japan, chris nearly cried as he closed a show of the promotion they started together when he mentioned how drew would usually do the closer. After drew came back to wrestling they'they'd had a few interactions online but then people found out drew had been to visit him in japan with neither of them postinf anything about it. People only found out when chris sent out his merch the next month which includes chekis uou can buy, and one was off the two of them! They havent wrestled eachother in ages until a match last year which was genuinely the most real raw match i've ever watched, where drew burst into tears at the end of it because they've been through so much together and apart and this felt so real and cathartic for them both.

TS x WR

Propaganda:

MCMG

-they are literally married your honour -They’ve kissed before!

MxM Collection

Propaganda:

KenMatt

-Here’s the thing it would be second to one other ship for everyone else but it’s most beloved TO ME

Zaruca

Propaganda:

MCMG

-they are literally married your honour

Charlexa

Feb. 18, 2023: David Finlay attacks Jay White following his loss to Eddie Kingston in a Loser Leaves NJPW match at NJPW Battle in the Valley in San Jose, California

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Propaganda:

Strickpage

-Drank each other’s blood, do absurd hardcore matches showing a lot of trust and a lot of kink. -There is something wrong with them -Chemistry out of the charts. Super handsome together. Crazy crazy men. -He drank his blood. And it's not like they're the first wrestlers to partake in a bit of blood drinking but they had to double down on the psychosexual overtones with hangman saying "you are with me forever" and swerve saying there's a part of him within hangman and they're "bound together for a long time" and this was just when the feud was getting going -soulmates but also world's most toxic situationship -enemies to lovers to It's Complicated, hangman drank his blood also -they’re soulmates they’re two sides of the same coin they’re each other’s mirror image they’re a blessing and a curse upon the other and also their texas death match restructured my synapses i think

Protocallis