bird at heart

Instead of going to work tomorrow why don’t we all just dig a really deep hole

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

KILL MINUTETECH

loveee taking songs that are obviously romantic in nature and associating them with platonic and familiar relationships. this doesn't say anything about me I'm sure

I love characters who would die for each other but will not, under any circumstances, communicate a single honest feeling.

Easily the most annoying kind of vampire in the world are the ones where you finally corner the fuckers and when you're going in with the stake they start spouting off sociology 101 bullshit to try and weasel out of it. "Oh, no ethical consumption under capitalism," "oh, the rich are the real vampires if you think about it-" yeah, yeah, you ate like fifty homeless people, asshole. Hold still

Okay but if you aren't a vegetarian your case against vampires is actually pretty weak.

I SAID HOLD STILL

people are soooo mean to the color yellow and it hurts my heart like u mean the color of the sun!?!? daffodils and buttercups and dandelions!? canary feathers and fresh butter and the warm glow of light and the trees in autumn???? for shame. joyless.

i think being able to identify and deconstruct an irrational feeling should make it go away. i literally solved your riddle puzzle master can u let me OUT the damn TORTURE LABYRINTH

i think being able to identify and deconstruct an irrational feeling should make it go away. i literally solved your riddle puzzle master can u let me OUT the damn TORTURE LABYRINTH

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien