💐Lily💐

Buying one glowing beach ball for $10.00 >>>> Buying 250 for $9.58

That 42 cents you just saved

1. If the world is supposedly flat, then why is the Moon, the Sun and every other planet and star we've seen round?

2. In theory if every person in the world went to one side of the Earth would it flip?

Me: *Explains getting a Quarter Pounder Hamburger is cheap than getting a QPC without Cheese*

Customer: Just forget it *leaves*

Me: But I- 😑 *Has to wait for someone else to order to void off all the previous stuff they ordered.*

Me: *Sings Christmas music before Halloween despite hating Christmas music*

My friend: "You seriously can't wait a day?*

Me: *Sings louder*

My friend:

Also me October 2nd: *scrolls through insta; realizes it's inktober* "Oh shoot I forgot it's inktober oh well too late now. Guess I'll have to wait til next year."

Literally everyone I know:

So a question I get asked all the time is "Is the ice cream machine really broken??"

Yes all the time.

In fact today all our fountain drink machines completely broke.

Me: "Would you like a medium or large drink with your combo meal?"

Customer: "Okay."

Me: