period typical homophobia

you are in a car with a beautiful boy, and he won't Say It With You, "werepire," even when You Know He Wanna Say It. and you feel like nobody treasures your sense of humor, but when you're killing the said werepire he will say "Okay, fine, I'll say it. Maybe it is your so-called werepire,"

supernatural episode where dean gets lice in a shitty motel room and sam FREAKS OUT and is wearing a hairnet and staying like 12 feet away from dean at all times and he’s like “if you give me lice i’ll kill you” and then deans like “i’m just gonna shave my head” over the phone and cas is like NO!!! DO NOT!!!!!!! and meanwhile jack is like :( i want bugs in my hair :( but anytime a louse jumps onto jack‘s head it burns up instantly

bottle episode where dean and cas go on a cute aquarium date except there is a ghost shark haunting the premises. why was i not hired as a supernatural writer

vitally important that dean has a phone conversation with sam in which he tries to pretend everything is normal (and not at all haunted by a ghost shark) but sam hears him sound Off (because of the ghost shark) and thinks he's being weird about being on a date with cas. so sam is trying to subtly reassure dean about his dating choices while dean struggles to sound cool and like he isn't in the middle of doing battle (with the ghost shark)

the most sick and twisted thing the spn writers ever did was that phone call

y’all remember “but still beautiful still dean winchester” yea lmfao what the fuck

ACCIDENTALLY POST THE TAPES JENSEN

dean girls who are cas girls because they are dean girls and cas girls who are dean girls because they are cas girls

gonna say something a lil deranged sorry. cas makes me kind of sort of start to understand munchausens by proxy i think i really might poison him a little just for the excuse to cook him chicken soup and bring him a bowl in bed and lay a little dishtowel over his lap so the hot bowl doesn't hurt his legs

we deserved to see deans face when he sees cas for the first time after the confession