lily pad

i am evil and gay. i commune with the rats. i have 17 knives. i don’t have horns yet but i’m working on it.

Which Dishonored protagonist is this?

FRIEND SIGHTED NYOOOOOM

HOLY FUCK THIS IS SOOOO DAMN CUTE OH MY GOSG

Me running into my girlfriends

I just realized all the kids growing up with Spotify don’t have to spend money on specific music anymore, so they probably won’t have the memory of saving up money to buy their first CD and having it be something super cringy…like I think I saved up $15 for three weeks to buy the Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack at Barnes & Noble when I was 9 and I was really proud of myself for that. Add your first CD you were way too proud of buying in the tags

I'm still very happy to have bought, or been gifted, The Matrix soundtrack on CD. That thing rocked my tiny mind.

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

Y’all better behave, you have two months

Critical Role fans don’t need fanfiction to speculate on how the characters would behave on vacation, at hot springs, while shopping, etc. cause we get them right in the show and I think that’s beautiful.

Just a bisexual woman getting excited over her husband and her friend roleplaying a potentially sexual encounter in front of several more friends and tens of thousands of people on the internet.

You can't prove this didn't happen

Oh, no!  Jester’s life is echoing her mother’s.  Fall for a charming man from the ocean, and lose him to Business.

OW

who gave you the right?!? 😭

Shoutout to people who can’t stand loud noise because of anxiety or sensory issues or chronic migraines and have to deal with people being unnecessarily loud all the time but can’t do or say anything about it because that’s “rude” and “ruining everyone’s good time”

well maybe a shoutout’s not the best idea but we appreciate the sentiment

“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do

“Stay.” I glare at inanimate objects that continuously fall over

“Thank you!” I say exhasperatedly to the inanimate objects when they do finally work right/stay put

“Sorry! I say to the table I bumped into

“SHHH” I say to the inanimate object that keeps making noise

“Yeah, yeah, I’m coming,” I huff at the persistent kitchen timer.

“Don’t take that tone with me!” I exclaim at objects that make strange and sudden unknown noises.

“Stop crying, you’re fine,” I snap as I’m looking for the charger cord for the electronic device beeping demandingly at me.

“Oh nice, real mature,” I snarl at devices that suddenly stop working after I berate them for not working properly.

JESUS CHRIST I HAVE NEVER RELATED SO HARD IN MY LIFE

“🖕,” I say to any inanimate object that stubs my toe.

Just saw a post on Twitter about people redesigning their D&D characters as if they were a different race and 👀👀👀

My big rough orc fighter Sura as a halfling 😂 all that rage and BDE packed into a body a quarter of the size would be hilarious

Why use a printer? When you can use an ink cannon?

What. The. Fuck.

#this is so fantastically unnecessary

This is like….steampunk levels of excessively dramatic engineering and I love it.

I need a very brave volunteer to stand in front of this in a white jacket

Da Vinci would be at once horrified and thrilled