i am utterly baffled by the image and short essay hidden in the background of this

It's been years and I still haven't found a single sentence on Wikipedia I like more than this one. and quickly learned how to breakdance. The simple statement. Action, result, reaction. White boy stuns latinos. Quickly. His white ass got there and said I need to have something to keep me from being All the White People, and I'm clearly not a boy of combative strength. Breakdancing bluelinked as the perfect little punctuation, reminding you that it is a rich art and sport, making you consider the sort of undertaking that would be. I like this sentence more than some Beck songs.

This is fucking killing me. Like what

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Shunpei Kamiya, Love

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my moms reaction to my bat incident tonight

i think i had this image printed at cvs

i did

Oh my child, but what if you me gusta?