my first list of recipes did very well, and you pigs seemed to have liked them! here's a few more you hogs can try if you're feeling hungry. you should probably make more than one serving. maybe more than three.

let's get into it!!!

Almond Joy Shake

-Whole Milk (293 cal) or Heavy Cream (1645 cal), 16 ounces -Almond Butter (294 cal), 3 tablespoons -Coconut Oil (234 cal), 2 tablespoons -Condensed Milk (491 cal), 4 ounces -Chocolate Mass Gainer Powder (1280 cal), 2 scoops Stats: 2592 cal for whole milk / 3944 cal for heavy cream

PB&J Shake

-Vanilla Ice Cream (548 cal), 16 ounces -Heavy Cream (410 cal), 4 ounces -Peanut Butter (188 cal), 2 tablespoons -Grape Jelly (100 cal), 2 tablespoons -Peanut Butter Mass Gainer Powder (1280 cal), 2 scoops

Stats: 2526 cal

Peanut Butter Brownie Shake

-Chocolate Ice Cream (548 cal), 16 ounces -Heavy Cream (821 cal), 8 ounces -Peanut Butter (188 cal), 2 tablespoons -Brownie (224 cal), 2 count -Peanut Butter Mass Gainer Powder (1280 cal)

Stats: 3061 cal

Kit-Kat Shake

-Whole Milk (293 cal) or Heavy Cream (1645 cal), 16 ounces -Kit-Kats (436 cal), 2 bars -Condensed Milk (491 cal), 4 ounces -Chocolate Mass Gainer Powder (1280 cal), 2 scoops Stats: 2500 cal for whole milk / 3852 cal for heavy cream

Nutella Biscoff Shake

-Chocolate Ice Cream (548 cal), 16 ounces -Heavy Cream (821 cal), 8 ounces -Nutella (200 cal), 2 tablespoons -Biscoff Cookies (150 cal), 4 count -Chocolate Mass Gainer Powder (1280 cal)

(First off, terribly sorry about the late reply. Got a new job and absolutely despise it)

My belly is a mishmash of techniques that I've done over the years, but I'm confident I can condense rather effectively, so here goes...

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I have a double-layered balloon filled with over 50 oz of Orbeez and as much water as I could fit inside it. That is held by a blanket tied with the top two and bottom two ends tied together to create a sort of cradle that I slip my body through. I use this cradle and stuff however much stuffing I want between me and the balloon. The stuffing can be anything you want, I typically use a few folded up weighted blankets to create a column, which makes it jut out more while adding more weight overall. After that, just simply tug the cradle blanket to wherever it's the most comfy on you (for me, it's right above the pelvis, also gives a convincing back arch to go to with the belly). For the knots on the cradle blanket, I would do double knots at a minimum to ensure it doesn't fall down and hinder your progress. Another note on the stuffing, before you shove it in, slide on the bottom knot before you place the stuffing you want and pull the top knot over your head and down to wherever it's comfortable on your back. For the outside wear, get something compression-y to smooth out the bumps and ridges and put anything else you want to decorate your hugely pregnant self!

I hope that helps in some capacity! Have a wonderful night/rest of your day/morning!

She’s getting fatter, jeans creaking and belly wobbling. She needs so badly to let out a big long belch but all that comes out are these tiny ones…