tristesse priestess

poison babys have started outnumbering regular babys

life would be sooo good without my curse

My greatest dream is to find a pill on the sidewalk one day, and to eat the pill. Chew it swallow and then it takes affect, and that affect is to pass away

dream job is pair of eyeballs that fly around and look at shit

Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

will you just let me be silly for a sec. there's this dread so ancient in me

my card declined at oktoberfest and they ripped off my lederhosen

walter white when skylar asks him why the fuck hes hanging around with methheads

hey i just got back from the gynecologist. no, sit down. put down the ancient tome when i'm talking to you. did you put a curse of abundance on my fucking womb?

Ant jfk has just been antsassinated with a single drop of white vinegar

Looks at you with bathroom eyes