Life I guess

it’s a dream smp fic centered around tommy

He married his cousin who was 13 fucking 13

Uh anyways

His shits supper confusing and apparently he’s cursed for all the women he cared about to die from tuberculosis

What the fuck is up with this man

Please explain I’m just trying to find cute fluff stories and now I gotta sort through nswf fic that like 5/10 times have piss in them

Wilbur I’m sad constantly but what the hell is up with you. U ok now?? Like this album is sad as fuck and it’s very confusing.

My sexuality in a nut shell

I like guys the way another guy likes a guy

And I like girls the way another girl likes girls

But I don’t like guys the girls like guys

And I don’t really like girls the ways guys like girls

But I also like gender fluid people always and then also sometimes never

And non-binary people are kinda in a limbo

Who allows high schools to have gym as a first period like I woudl hate it even more in the middle of the day but like Jesus Christ it’s 8 am calm yourself.

Person A talking to Person B

Person A rating about friend or person they just meet : omg they are the cutes thing ever

Person B : do you think you have a crush on them?

Person A : what no I definitely don’t have a crush on them. *Proceeds to think about all the thing they like about the person. * their just really funny and sweet and cute and if they asked me out I totally wouldn’t say no. And if they kissed me I wouldn’t refuse.

Proceeds to have a really big realization like the dramatic gasp and everything.

Person A : I uh I gotta go. Im late for my appointment with John f Kennedy’s wife she said I could fuck her today.

Person B : but your gays ???

Person A : uh ya gotta go bye * takes off sprinting down the street *

So the plot is that Harley keener is a famous musician with his sister Abby ( I think ) and Peter hates harleys band

It’s starts with Peter in a grocery store and one of harleys songs comes on and Peters like I hate this band and Harley happens to over here it and is like oh you don’t like it ???

And so they end up talking and getting coffee or something and over the course of time they start dating and stuff and eventually Harley tells Peter that it’s his and his sisters band but they hate their record label that their with so he’s waiting for his contract to end so he can make the kind of music he wants