There's a hole for that.

@passumbapper @fagnfurter

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

The head canon I have with my wife is that Patrick (from one of the early seasons SHIT wrong show, sorry

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

Having an intellectual conversation with someone knowing they’re also dirty asf is such a turn on

you people want benjamin franklin

I do think that "monsterfucking" is one of the funnier terms that people take semi seriously on this website. you people are not fucking no damn monster

I misread this as "motherfucking" and was like speak for yourself

Keep this in your mental file whenever you need a solid laugh. It’ll never, ever lose its power, I promise.

@larkandkatydid brought back memories of one of the greatest news clips of all time

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

many dishonourable knaves in the notes of this post