💝 Entre ser o no ser 💋 Yo soy 💝

Where's that post about how anticapitalist satire will always get one-upped by like, someone describing their job.

they want us to all hate each other and everyone falls for it every time

you're like that guy from the mummy

ID: Reminders from a slightly angry dietician. If you feel out of control around a food, more permission is often a more effective strategy than increased restriction. Feeling satisfied after a meal is not overeating. Most people would benefit more from consistent meals than from a new protein powder. Carbohydrates are not reserved for “active” people. Blood sugar is influenced by many things like stress, sleep, hormones and overall intake, not just the carbohydrates you eat. Celebrities like Mike Tyson are not qualified to give nutrition advice. /End ID

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

toddler started playing a game a while ago where he points at dad and says "you're [toddler]. I'm Dada" and then they roleplay being each other. I gotta say. the schadenfreude, the absolute satisfaction, when toddler says "eat your hot dog" and dad says "no! I want a lot!!" (imitating what the toddler does when he refuses to eat unless he is given a GIANT PILE of food, which he will eat approximately 5% of) and toddler says "you can have this" (exactly what we say to him in this situation) and dad says "I WANT A LOT!!" and the toddler tries to think of a way to convince him and says "EAT IT!!" with visible frustration. exquisite. incredible