Stay Gold

pick up that non-fiction book

“you can’t hate ICE agents for wanting a fat paycheck” ah yes. people who are willing to disregard all morals for cash. congratulations you played right into their hands you uneducated piece of shit

you couldn’t pay me an amount even feasible to do this evil shit. you are lower than dirt

hey sorry if i was offputting and strange and bizarre and weird as fuck last night i was just being myself

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

people become so beautiful when you love them. do y'all know about this

I really do want all of your dreams to come true. I love you girls in my phone

learning that providing people with food when they're experiencing a huge life change has really revolutionised my supportive gift-giving techniques and it works every single time. you've just moved house? takeaway gift card. you have a new baby? takeaway gift card. you're suffering a bereavement? guess what. takeaway gift card. have one evening of not having to thing about cooking or groceries or meal planning. take a little breathing space.