HTTYD book things movie watchers are missing out on
(this is just propaganda to make you read the books)
Fishlegs is sassy. Possibly even more sassy than hiccup
Hiccup blows up the red death, while Still Inside the red death
There are actually tribes in the archipelago outside Berk and the Berserks
Toothless is a horrible small creature that regularly wakes Hiccup up at 3 AM and eats spoons
Camicazi
Hiccup realizes he’s left handed and immediately learns how to sword fight
Snotlout actively tries to murder Hiccup for about 11 books
There is a real character named Big-Boobied Bertha who’s main quality is her boobs that have killed before (and will kill again)
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock I and II are given backstories and are actually super important
Hiccup is shot in the foot with an arrow that was once In A Potato and becomes immune to every poison
The main characters spend a whole book traveling to America, only to immediately turn around the second they make it to shore
Toothless “cock-a-doodle-doos” like a rooster when he’s happy
Hiccup has a second dragon named Windwalker who’s basically just an extremely nervous borzoi
The Beserkers do monthly human sacrifices
Hiccup locks a witch in a cabinet and then beats her at chess
Every once in awhile Fishlegs gets to go on a murderous rampage
Hiccups shoots a man in the ass. While on skis
Toothless often wears a very small fur coat
Hiccup, Fishlegs, and Camicazi win a swimming race by coming back to shore three months later
Camicazi owns a dragon that speaks Norse, is a pathological liar, and changes color like a mood ring
The Vikings are actually pirates
Toothless stops a volcano eruption (after it’s already happened) by throwing a rock into it
Berk owns one ☝️ book that consists of two ✌️ sentences
Dragons have their own language that Hiccup taught himself
Hiccup trips and falls into becoming the boy of prophecy while moaning and groaning the entire way
Fishlegs writes a love letter to the heiress of another tribe, which leads to him and Hiccup becoming human sacrifices
Valhallarama (Hiccup’s mom) is a 6-foot buff war hero
Hiccup manages to trick his father and village into believing he is an entirely different boy by putting on an eyepatch
