BING BONG

one of the guys in the kitchen at work got called irritating and replied “I am not irritating. You just find me irritating. There are many people who love me.” I think we should all adopt his attitude

btw it is sexy and cool to uplift and admire people who have skills you wish you had without using their ability as a stick to beat yourself with. even and especially if you are jealous of them.

having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

Sometimes you see the moon during daylight because I miss you and I sent her to check in on you

“help” is my favorite way to say that something is funny. like hey i laughed at this post can you save me