Our souls are meant to collide

This is the lucky clover bouquet. Reblog for seven days of good luck!

Y’all laugh but I actually end up doing pretty well once I go to work

sending Luck to all my peeps!

getting followed by porn bots is weird and that’s coming from a guy with multiple 🥵 concubines

step aside you old cut-sleeve, i shall court these maidens!

the marquis of homo WISHES he had a fraction of my imperial glory!

right so i’m one of the most well regarded emperors in the history of china and you’re the guy who had to put “shut up about the mercury” in his bio

the Terracotta Army guy?

🙄 you build ONE funerary complex with 8000 life-sized statues of soldiers, horses and generals and suddenly you’re “the terracotta army guy.” 🙄 execution.

Stumbling across this makes me feel like a dad whos walked into their kids room beer in hand and seeing them roleplay starwars fights i do not belong here but god its entertaining

to be clear in this scenario im the jedi and im winning

Never forget what they took from us.

Remember this the next time someone argues that raising the minimum wage will raise prices

I’m so glad they invented laying on a man’s chest

I def love a voice notes over texting all day. I do prefer phone calls over FT. Just because I don’t like holding my phone lol. Nevertheless, over all of that, I’d prefer you here. I’d rather feel you and connect to you. Come see me.

Girls be like "i'm shy" then proceed to wrap their legs around you when you're about to breed them 🖤

so metropolitan museum of art has a register of books they’ve published that are out of print and that you can download for free! they’re mostly books on art, archeology, architecture, fashion and history and i just think that’s super useful and interesting so i wanted to share! you can find all of the books available here!

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