Okay I know we always talk about the losers knowing about reddie instantly, but let me give you this-
They always assume it’s just Richie and Eddie being Richie and Eddie y’know?
So no matter how many times they walk in on them cuddling, sleeping in the same bed, burying each other’s face in their neck (THEY ONCE WALKED IN ON THEM NAKED TOGETHER AND JUST- DIDNT KNOW) they always are like “yeah lol best friends right?”
Richie made out with Eddie for a full three minutes and Bill goes “are we playing truth or dare?”
Once Stan tried to invite them both to the Quarry during the summer and they declined because it was their anniversary
Stan walked back and told everyone that they were celebrating the anniversary of their friendship
Eddie kisses Richie’s cheek and tells him he loves him constantly and they’re just like “awe we love Richie too”
They tried to tell them once too
“Guys… me and Richie… well, we’re going out”
“Okay bye, see you tomorrow”
Then one day they finally get engaged and tell the losers and they’re like !?!?!? You guys are seeing someone???? Engagement???
“No, me and Eddie are marrying EACH OTHER”
“Richie you said I was the friend you’d marry first!”
It’s one confusing ceremony when they actually say their vows and the losers are all ??? That’s so genuine?? Are you guys actually in love??
Bev tries to get Richie to realize he’s actually in love at one point and he’s like “yeah I know that’s why I’m marrying him?”
Literally three months after they’re married the losers burst into their house and go
They’re like, “yeah we know”
“YOU OBLIVIOUS IDIOTS HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW YOU WERE IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER?”
“Bill you were my best man-“
“I CANT BELIEVE WE HAD TO TELL YOU THIS”
“My last name isn’t even Kaspbrak anymore, it’s Tozier”
“We have two dogs and a whole house together, we’re considering adoption-“
The losers all share 1 brain cell but they love each other anyway
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