🩸Beavis and butthead headcanons🩸
this will be both dating and looks wise or more into the cuties
I feel butthead would be the pimply one and not Beavis
he would defensively be the first one do grow body hair(he’d try to show it off to girls and get the shit slapped out of him)
I think he’d be self conscious about his looks but never show it bc he doesn’t wanna look like a wuss
a bigger metal head then beavis
he’d be tall bc he’s taller then Beavis and A lot of the characters you see maybe about 5,6 or 5,8 maybe that’s drastic but you know what I mean
definitely Italian I love this Italian accent he does when he makes fun of any Italian person on tv he does it to good that he can’t be just from Texas he’s definitely Italian
not as broad as Beavis lengthy but at some point he got chubbier could be a family thing since his dad is a bigger person
he likes girls who don’t take this dumb attitude and stupid attempts to flirt(Daria and Kimberly)
he’d try to listen more to what you say , i think this because in the mace episode he talks to the poster (dummy) and he talks like he cares more idk but he’s says stuff like how you feeling etc🫣
he’d be embarrassed to hang out with you and Beavis ,he’s embarrassed he’s friends with beavis
he’ll definitely show how much he likes you in public gives him a high to date someone
he’ll talk about his interests with you
he’ll try to seem cooler or calmer trying not to look soft and it would backfire bad and end up looking soft anyways
the first time you kiss him he’ll laugh for the rest of the day he’s to dumb to know what to to after
he’ll think he’ll score everytime he’s with you never happens….?🫢(depends)
he’ll call you a bunch of pet names and think he’s doing amazing (there all dumb ones something like cheerio)
He’d have really long lashes blonde long lashes
this is so stupid but I think he’d has ibs because he says he poops Alto and ya🥲
skinny really skinny broad shoulders
he probably has like really hairy arms light blonde yeti arms
takes better care of his hair forgot witch episode but he has one of those Afro brush’s and he’s like using it so you know
he has that one thing we’re he doesn’t tan in the heat but sunburns like crazy while butthead tans
French and maybe Irish since he sunburns easy
he loves the dark/night he probably stays up and just kind of looks at the sky (he would never tell butthead because he’ll think he’s a dork)
I feel unlike butthead of he actually likes a girl he’ll dye down his horn dog nature and try to show it with the little things and end up turning pitch red
he loves holding your hand but his palms get really sweaty and he gets shy
he’ll start to freak out and laugh if you try to cuddle up on him or any of the such and soon he’ll do it back
He’ll go slow scared to scare you off if he jumps straight to asking to score
The first time you’d kiss him he’ll do the the same as butthead but immediately kiss you back all over giggling and laughing like crazy
he’d give you random things like a flower he found or one those lizard tails since he thinks it’s cool you might to
calls you pet names like baby or dumb ones that come off sweet like pickle🤧 idk I feel like he’d call someone he likes or dating pickle
He’ll use having a gf over buttheads head and the other way around
anyways they cute they dumb thanks for reading I love making theory’s for them because there so werid it’s cute