lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

I’m lying awake thinking how grateful I am to live in a time with farmed salmon and freezing technology. For thousands of years humans could not safely eat raw salmon without getting roundworms. They never knew the joy of fresh raw salmon. But I do.

today is the last saturday of 2012. reblog now or go @#!*% yourself because you won't get this chance ever again.

guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone

Here's my real tip for anyone moving out on their own for the first time; when you buy a set of measuring cups or spoons buy ones that have the measurement engraved into the cup/spoon and do NOT buy ones where it's just printed on. Because that ink/paint/ect. can rub off and then you'll have a bunch of useless little spoons and cups you have to get rid of bcs they no longer say what size they are. Don't ask me how I know, just trust me that you wanna buy engraved ones.

the way some people talk about their supposed favourite fictional characters is like. well youve stripped them of every single aspect that made them interesting. youve created a brand new guy & theyre boring as hell. now what