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come back :(

Shrek coming home to find his swamp full of fairy tale creatures.

You get turned back into a baby but you retain all your skills and memory, what do you do?

Eat a nickel

A reminder: You have retained all your skills and memories

Eat a nickel

Ok

Bruh this coffee I bought is so good I'm so fuckin alert rn I could probably do a math problem

the only reason i believe in love is because of the way i love

Are you guys ready to see a picture from a local high school band practice during covid

Bad and naughty tubaists are sent to the shame pod

at least they can’t spit on the floor now

i need to stop crying in restaurants

I had a boyfriend who fought with me so easily, or me with him, that we never even made it to the appetizer before I would walk out instead of live through insane embarrassment. His temper was so hot and so sudden, and I think within the short year we were together (damn he was so hot) he rubbed off on me.and now I have a hot temper that probably pushed my husband into her arms.

the girl on the bus in front of me was taking a bunch of selfies n i was accidentally in a few n she could see i looked uncomfortable w that so she turned around n apologized and let me watch her delete all the ones my face was in 😭😭😭 she’s the only person i earth i respect 

i told her “it’s ok you don’t have to do that i just didn’t want my ugly to ruin your vibe” and she called me sweetheart and told me she wished her hair looked like mine and then was like “anyways it’s just vanity. i’m probably gonna take 800 more later anyways haha, sorry to creep on you like that”

i hope bus girl is having a safe pandemic…. 

what is “lore”