i love my misandrist mother i asked her one time if she liked lord of the rings and she said “i’m tired of men going on adventures”
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i love my misandrist mother i asked her one time if she liked lord of the rings and she said “i’m tired of men going on adventures”

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Funeral Gown
Éowyn — The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
The updo + tiara combo is insane
pippin and merry: wow we sure have gotten tall from this awesome magic beer! this is great!
the sam and frodo subplot:
Eowyn 🐴

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yeah i love lgbt (legolas gimli bilbo thorin)
fucking obsessed with the big wave of notes i've gotten now that it's june 1st. happy pride month folks
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 13
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Frodo Baggins (The Lord of the Rings)
Hua Cheng (Heaven Official’s Blessing)
PROPAGANDA:
[Frodo]
"Give him something else heavy and precious to carry."
[Hua Cheng]
"He would do anything for his gege… ANYTHING!"
"Would feel absolutely honored to carry Xie Lian's offspring. Also would prefer to take the burden unto himself rather than have Xie Lian go through the pain of childbirth. P.S. Childbearing pills that cause male pregnancy canonically exist in this universe, so it is entirely feasible that they could conceive a child if they wanted."
Hua Cheng propaganda from last season
I drew myself a wallpaper for my phone💅
lord of the rings where everything is the same except every character is butch. just another day in my beautiful mind
Happy 20th anniversary to They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard specifically

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Can't believe this hasn't been done already.
someone add a few thought bubbles coming from sams head so both he and faramir are thinking about the pride flag
merry the fellowship leaves rivendell day to all who celebrate it
i put more effort into this than i should have.
the only time of the year this can be posted
LOTR yuri 💍

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consider this: given how much the hobbits are said to love legalese and documentation, I think when the shirriffs tried to arrest Frodo and company on their return Frodo should have just refused on the basis that they have no official proof that he is, in fact, Frodo Baggins
Head Shirriff: sir several times in the past half hour your companions have referred to you as Frodo’, ‘Mister Frodo’, or ‘Frodo Baggins’
Frodo: please, that’s circumstantial evidence at best
Head Shirriff: I’ve lived in Hobbiton for 50 years; I literally recognise you as Frodo Baggins
Frodo: yeah, but you’re clearly a biased witness. that wouldn’t stand up in a court of law, and I for one am very insulted by this slander that I look like Frodo Baggins
Head Shirriff: *vague whimpering noises*
Merry: Honestly, what is the Shire coming to when any respectable hobbit can be accused of the scandal of being Frodo Baggins?
Robin Smallburrow, having the most fun he’s had in over a year: clearly the only way to settle this is to get the proper documentation in order. sir, do you happen to have any certification proving that you are Frodo Baggins?
Frodo: sadly I don’t.
Robin Smallburrow: well I did the best I could
this post is being reblogged again so consider this: Sam, Merry and Pippin all pull an ‘I’m Spartacus’ and all claim to be Frodo Baggins, but of course the shirriffs can’t arrest them all because they only have one warrant for one Frodo Baggins’ arrest.
the chief shirriff bursts into tears
— September 22, 1917 / Franz Kafka diaries
WRONG. HOBBIT BIRTHDAYS
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRODO AND DILDO 🎉🎉🎉🎉
Sorry, Frodo and WHO?