tfw you just wanted to move to Limsa and maybe do some adventuring here and there to make money and help your community but instead you get caught up in the dealings of a secret society that kills gods so now the entire world’s politics are apparently your business and then just when you’re settling in the Nazi kill squad breaks into your clubhouse and murders like two dozen people and kidnap the nice secretary girl and in the process of rescuing her you’re made out to be a figurehead in the war effort which you were going to assist in anyway but this new pressure isn’t exactly what you wanted, and even after you win the war politics won’t leave you alone so you get framed for regicide and have to go into hiding as all your friends do the same so you go to Catholic Elf France and meet a very nice man that you totally hit it off with but once again get dragged into Fucking Politics and Another War but this time with dragons and though you manage to end the war and help establish peace your new elf boyfriend gets murdered saving your life by the Pope’s boyband and he has the gall to smile as he dies in your arms like that isn’t going to scar you for the rest of your life, and just when it feels like things are calming down again you find out parallel dimensions are real and they are invading your world to kill you because it’s the only way to save their own world and so you have to murder a man that looks exactly like you that’s gone through the same things as you but MORE because it’s the only way to protect your home and loved ones but HE’S only doing this to save his home and loved ones and before you can even finish processing all of this the douchebag that framed you for regicide summons The Turbo Murder Dragon and one of your friends has to burn out his own soul in order to put a lid on it, and worse yet the Nazis saw it and have decided now’s a good time to start Yet Another War, so you are once again dragged into being the figurehead of a war against foreign fascists with all the unwelcome responsibility and pressure that comes with that, only this time there’s a crackhead blonde twunk with a sword running around that wants to kick your ass specifically and he’s strong enough that you can’t beat him in a straight fight, so you run half-way around the world to train and recruit more allies so that you stand even a spitting chance against him, and by then he’s full on obsessed with you in a creepy way, but whatever you put him and The Turbo Murder Dragon down, but then More Goddamn Politics happen and his stupid simp ruins any chance at peace though honestly it’s ridiculous that these people ever thought you could negotiate peace with The Fucking Nazis, but hey you’re just an adventurer what do you know so here comes ANOTHER FUCKING WAR and before you can even get dressed for it your friends start dropping like flies with no apparent cause until you’re the only one left and you have no idea whether the people you love who’ve been your only constants through all of this are going to live or die and then whoosie fucking do you get yoinked through space and time to the alternate dimension where your lookalike came from and HIS job of saving HIS world is now on you because turns out if his world is destroyed YOURS will also be so now you’ve got the ravaged remains of THIS planet viewing you as their savior and the onus is on you specifically to fight an unstoppable army of killer angels that turn people into more killer angels, all the while finding out that everything you thought you knew about metaphysics is a lie and that the goddess that’s empowered you to do all this is Just Another Primal like the supposed Evil God the Bad Guys have been working for, while Bad Guy In Chief basically spells out that he has only ever wanted to save his world and the people he loves, and you’re having to once again deal with the knowledge that you cannot protect your home and your family without killing people who only want the same, and everything you and your friends have done have been the machinations of these two competing false deities, that every conflict you’ve been a part of has been a move in their chess game, so when you kill Bad Guy In Chief you’re left the knowledge that you’ve dealt the final blow in a genocide but the alternative was the death of everything and everyone you’ve ever loved, so the most you can do is remember them and honor their memory, but now that FUCKING TWUNK is back from the dead and kickstarting ANOTHER FUCKING WAR because he is THAT fucking obsessed with fighting you, a war only possible because of the now dead Bad Guy In Chief BECAUSE of the Fake Evil God VS Fake Goddess Conflict that was forced on you and you’re really, REALLY sick to fucking death of these people involving you and the people you love in these perils and selfish conflicts when you’re nobody special, you’re just the person that happened to be in the right place all those years ago, yet you’ve had to go through all of this hardship because of these false gods vying for control and you’re ready to kill them, the moon, and everything that stands in front of you because one way or another you are going to make it fucking stop for good this time.
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