pretentious snob

Black coffee enjoyers fighting the longest war known to man

i think more people would be getting laid if it wasn't a logistical nightmare

guy who only ever thinks about his wife's cousin, reading a book about nero and sporus: getting a lot of "me and my wife's cousin" vibes from this

im literally obsessed with the way tomshiv is written. rooting for tom like he’s an ill-treated wife finally realizing that he can free himself from his uncaring husband in like a feminist awakening kind of way

shiv roy being a girlboss in her mind only and actually being a cringe little fail loser is something that's so personal to me this is what feminism is all about

i'm at the shareholder meeting and they didn't even mention you btw

succession fans scare me they're always like "did you see when cousin greg filled that risk assessment sheet ugh i literally want to keep him in a pringles tube and shake him like a noise stick"