Like Copper Like Salt

Oh, Daniel Molloy has got it BAD. As the camera spins around him, and Armand, time stops, everyone else disappears and he hears the orchestra joining the violin in "A Postcard to Henry Purcell"

or the opening notes of Pompeii or Cities in Dust

Romance (tm): Hooking up in an S&M themed villa perfectly preserved frozen in time with ash from a volcano for a Brooklynite who remembers 9/11, a vampire who had his siblings' ashes dumped on him and vampires who will survive the Akasha turning most of the world's vampires to ash.

Wistfully remembering the one time Armand hid from the cloud

Or.. he's unwittingly foreshadowing the (vampire) Rapture -- in which he and Armand are one of a few the only vampires on earth.

Jarda Klapek Czech brick layer and karaoke from Ostrava, tuna melt eating, Applebee's inhabiting, doppelganger aka alibi aka probable fall guy for Lestat de Lioncourt's shenanigans and possible human rights violations.

They will never figure out Lestat Jarda's real identity. Give him glasses and not even Apple Face ID can suss him out.

All of this is below a cut -- mind the tags.

I suspect this is a Rolin Jones joint. Music: Ravel's Bolero.

This is its own character in this trailer. Why? Why is this Lestat's depression music.

For the amount of times pingpong lady has appeared in trailers, she should get her own title credit at the same level as Baby Jenks.

I'm not sure why Lestat looks horrified here.

Shower Review: But if it's walking in on his tour bus shower -- nobody made him get a tour bus with a shower with no stall and eleventeen windows that don't seem to have physical shutters [iow not "smart shutters" that can malfunction with malware or ddos attack or a power failure] with a disco light waterfall showerhead on top of a wood (imitation?) floor. I'm sure Lestat enjoys giving night commuters a show. But what happens if he decides to take a dawn shower? Does he just combust naked? I'm not even sure there's a good drain here. This makes the men's locker room group showers look spacious, private and clean. Where is the rest of the band humans showering on the road? What if you have actual long hair attached to your head? I sincerely hope that Gabriella has short hair or that long hair is a wig b/c washing, drying and styling long hair takes three business days. Practicality 1/5 stars. Verve: 3/5.

I fucking hate Older Brother Vampire Bait here. Baby Lestat stutters and... was illiterate? No wonder he loves improv on a character rather than a set line. And music. Can Lestat sight read in his mortal life or does that only happen with vampire literacy?

Nothing says romance or seance like a lot of glasses and votives. Lestat is about to demonstrate his water glass skills for an intimate concert of three to seven guests?

"I think in the end I was pretty fucking great! " - This is either a really funny freakout or a really horrifying freakout.

Marius! Probably horrified at Lestat's horrible choices in home decor and home design throughout the centuries. Or maybe Lestat's violin playing effect on Akasha. I am personally horrified by this Caesar salad bowl cut he has to give himself every night in order not to look like a Merlin cosplayer in buckle shoes. Yes, those time periods do not go together.

Recording studio seance with mama?

Wow these vampires were ready to end him, hitwise.

This is not how you break pinata. Place the pinata where you can spin around blindfolded (without hitting the tv) and whack the candy out you coward!

This seems like he's giving a concert the day after halloween or he's hallucinating that. IDK

Time to talk to nature.

Is Real Rashid going to die? Or is baby Jenks wrong and she's going to die? RIP Real Rashid.

Ok, what got fire gifted here?

When your child self is latchkey kid unsupervised in a concert space around working musicians. Is child self reading? This is right in the middle of a section when Louis is asking adult vampire Lestat if he's fucking his vampire mother fledgling right now. The giant hand right by the child!?

Claudia in her trial outfit. I'm guessing this is before he goes on tour with the band.

I'm not sure who the woman is on the left but Antoinette sitting by a typewriter staring you down eating a sausage? A finger?

This is a mirror or a record but I think Lestat's just been turned here. Somehow I don't think Jefferson Airplane vinyl was involved but every memory we've seen it looks like Lestat is actively hallucinating.

Taking down someone who is literally dusty here.

Claudia is either repeating lines he's heard before or this is a remix from something else. Who is the "skinny little bitch?"

Toss the vampire! Whee!

This is obviously the masked guy during Lestat's freakout about how good of a job he's doing. Not ye old Parisian vampire playing ring toss the vampire in the 1790s.