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HOLY FUCK I LOVE ROAD TRIPS

#redacted audio #surprise damien cameo! sign me up! thats my bestie!

Consuming every robot/android listener asmr I can get my hands on:

I LOVE BEING A ROBOT!!!

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #cardlinaudio #asmr #roleplay asmr

Marcus pretty much has nooooooo redeeming qualities but his audios are some of my favourites to listen to. Don't ask me to explain why...I have 0 clue.

#he sucks so bad #redacted asmr #redacted audio #project meridian #redacted marcus

Swishing around the Project Meridian audios in my head like mouthwash every now and again.

#this was in my drafts #no clue what i was on about #redacted asmr #redacted audio #project meridian

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"Hey guys! I'm coming out as a Marcus enjoyer!

...

Huh?? What's that noise is the distance?

Haha... it sounds kinda like a stampede headed my way- but I'm sure i'll be fine-"

*gets violently trampled*

#hes horrible and interesting #horrible pathetic little man #redacted asmr #redacted audio #project meridian #redacted marcus

duelthebastards

I'm no longer gnawing at the bars of my enclosure. I have bent the bars of my enclosure with my bare hands. I have escaped. I'm long gone. You'll never catch up to me. I'm running a muck.

If you thought about Damien at all today- that was me sending telepathic messages to everyone across the globe through wifi and radio waves.

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted damien #redactedverse

SAVE ME SLEEP AIDS. LULL ME INTO SLUMBER. SEND ME INTO WISTFUL DREAMS, SLEEP AIDS! SLEEP AIDS, SAVE ME!

#redacted asmr #redacted audio

Wouldnt it be funny if Aaron and Elliot broke into Closeknit to free Sunshine and didn't find them because they were already free and looking for Elliot? So it all kinda plays out like that scene in New Girl where Jess and Nick are trying to tell eachother they love eachother but they keep going up and down the stairs and inside and outside of the building trying to meet one another.

All while Green Light by Lorde plays in the background.

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted sunshine #redacted elliott #redacted aaron #redacted the balance

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Wonder if Porter's ever had a Tesco meal deal.

mokozroach

this has made me realise that a deep angsty mysterious character such as porter is fucking hilarious to put in typical british situations here are some i imagined

(warning: british experiences)

porter smelling a greggs and thinking "oooh go on then" and popping in for a cheeky sausage roll

porter getting the tube like🕴️

porter getting his bike robbed 😐

porter going to the street parades

porter watching the PG Tips and Meerkat Movies adverts for the 700th time 🫤

porter almost fucking fainting in Primark air

porter getting shoved around in an Aldi‘s queue for the till at christmas time

porter going to a drabby arse beach getting kicked in the head with a beach ball and his chips nicked by a seagull

porter as a kid getting his feet measured in Clarks

non british ppl are gonna be so confused at this☠️

likeahermitcrab

Getting his feet measured in Clarks!!!! I imagine him being one of those kids who stole the toys out of the bottoms of the school shoes that are on display

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted porter

Wonder if Porter's ever had a Tesco meal deal.

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted porter #porter solaire

David: I'm a werewolf.

Angel: ok. I'm gonna say I believe you. Not because I'm convinced, but because it'll be really cool if you are telling the truth.

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted david #redacted angel #david shaw

How did david convince angel he was a werewolf when he refused to shift for them?

David: i'm a werewolf

Angel: prove it

David: can't

Angel: why?

David: you just gotta trust me

Angel: lol sure whatevs

David: ...

Angel: ...

David: ...

Angel: do you howl at the moon?

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #redacted angel #redacted david #david shaw

Damien is actually my bestfriend. When he's talking about the injusitices that happen on the DAMN campus I'm actually standing behind him, cupping my hands around my mouth like a megaphone, and shouting, "Yeah! What he said!"

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted damien #redacted damn crew

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washa

pov the friendsgiving audio as redacted memes (Which is mostly me making fun of Damien's misery!)

A lil bonus one.

Being in such a small fandom is really fun- sometimes someone will like one of my posts and i'll be like, "oh! I know you! You're that person that made that one post that one time!"

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #fandom #small fandoms

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