Deer in the Headlights

Date a hopeless romantic creature of the void who gets flustered when you call them cute

‪me, reading about women in Ancient Greece who could devote their entire lives to being a virgin priestess of hallucinogenic honey: god I wish that was me ‬

Maybe one day the earth will have mercy and swallow me whole. 

Me talking to a Gemini: I hope you really love me. I hope you are not joking or anything like that

You know what’s really hot? Not having to guess someone’s feelings or intentions

You know what’s even hotter? Not being hurt by someone you thought would never hurt you.

im going to be like this forever and i dont know how to handle that

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

remember when you were innocently minding your business in 2008 and 3oh!3 dropped the iconic fucking line “tell your boyfriend if he says he got beef that i’m a vegetarian and i ain’t fucking scared of him” that was a transformative moment in everyone’s life