Could you maybe write some HCs about being Homelander's wife and giving him his milk and paci after he's been venting like hell and having a rough day? Bonus if reader's pregnant. 💕 Thank you in advance 💕
Regressor!Homelander and Pregnant CG!Reader Headcannons
-Homelander has a lot of rough days being America’s number one hero and now Vought’s self-elected leader.
-everything he tells the remaining Seven members to do they somehow always messed it up, leaving him to clean up the mess, save his reputation, and overall wishing he would’ve just done it himself the first time!
-You had heard him rant about this a hundred times before you’re sure of it.
-But you listen every time, knowing sometimes all he needed was someone to listen to him without trying to “undermine him”(as he might put it) by solving the problem or telling him he wasn’t allowed to complain or something.
-although you’d also been through this enough times to know that if he went on too long he was going to only rile himself up until he hit his breaking point and threw a tantrum.
-And Homelander’s tantrums…. They were deadly to say the least.
-so while he continued to rant you warmed up a bottle of your milk and nabbed a pacifier. (The day you started lactating he had about combusted from pure unbridled baby excitement and decided he wouldn’t accept any other kind of milk.)
-bringing them back, you took his hand and led him towards the couch. He follows you without hesitation, continuing to talk too busy to notice your plans despite how many times you two have been through this.
-but once you sat him down over your lap he trailed off his rant, getting comfortable with you.
-“you want your bottle, baby?” You ask him, settling his anger down near instantly. only mild baby frustration left. But you knew even that wouldn’t last.
-He’ll nod and murmur a little like he’s embarrassed but you know he’s always craving your attention and mothering.
-You could make him regress anywhere anytime with the most bare minimum actions. A little “baby boy” here, a pacifier there, and his stress was practically gone. Placed on the back burner of his mind for another time.
-you bring the bottle to his lips and he rests his hand on your belly as he latches on, chugging the best he can out of the rubber nipple.
-He always tried to drink fast at first especially when he regressed after being angry. He would chug hard like he was trying to take his anger out on the rubber. As if it had been the reason he spent the whole evening venting.
-But as his mommy’s/caregiver’s warm milk flooded into his belly while the baby pressed against his hand, he couldn’t find it in himself to stay upset. He never could.
-he’ll lean his cheek onto your shoulder and look down at your belly.
-He loves to feel the baby moving and watching it with his xray vision when he was little.
-it was endearing and a bit entertaining how curious he would get. Sometimes he would just lay on his stomach in front of your belly like it was his favorite cartoon, just watching, giggling softly, and asking you or the baby questions.
-after a few moments watching, you whisper soft praises to him making him melt even further against you. He closes his eyes finally and his suckling slows down to make the last amount of milk last a few minutes longer.
-once he’s finished you tug the bottle from his lips, despite his protesting whimpers, and replace it with his pacifier.
-he settles back down and resumes the suckling actions with the pacifier.
-The act was soothing and incredibly comforting to him but he would probably never admit it out loud.
-Just like he would probably never admit how much he relied on you.
Thanks for the request! I added bonus pictures/edits bc…. I’m weak. I had to. I love baby Homelander.
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