Huh.

They should invent a tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow that doesn’t creep in this petty pace from day to day

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

Official ominous postcard

a hometown is a type of dead wife

maybe if we keep speculating about mitch mcconnell more different repub senators will drop dead

maybe if we keep speculating about mitch mcconnell more different repub senators will drop dead

the lion does not concern herself with papa

The most underrated scene in The Muppet Christmas Carol is the part where Sam the Eagle is telling young Scrooge that he's going to work hard and become a successful businessman or whatever because "it is the AMERICAN way!!!!" and then Gonzo has to stop the entire movie to remind him that the story takes place in England so then Sam corrects himself like "oh my bad it is the BRITISH way!!!!"