#idontknow

if you comment on this bellyaching some dumb BLOO NO MATTER WHOOO shit .. we’re still in the primaries, get thine ass to the polls and vote Bernie

every time i see people trying to normalize fatness by sexualizing it i think of that post thats like “what are you gonna tell a fucking 12 y/o? dont cry dude youre so thick? stop it” bc like. truly. not only do i personally not want my body to be sexualized lol but also its so harmful to kids like?? being fat is normal in all contexts not just when youre in lingerie with a beat face looking pouty at the camera like can we talk about the variances in human bodies without resorting to making them normal only when theyre sexy, my god

Gen z I love you

*double thumbs-up*

Bad title good kids

imagine the whole “actor gets too method to play the joker” thing but applied to literally any other villain character

“Jim Carrey pestered real-life animals in order to prepare for his role as Dr. Eggman. When asked for a comment, he simply said pingas”  

“Bill Skarsgard has eaten another child. Clearly the next It movie is going to be amazing”

“Bill Skarsgard ate more children than Tim Curry in his preparation, which means his performance will be superior.”

“Jim Carrey has eaten more children than Bill Skarsgard in preparation for his role as Dr. Eggman, which isn’t really part of Dr. Eggman’s character, but now everyone is too afraid of Jim Carrey to say anything.”

This post gave me whiplash

Bill Nye stepped up!!!

“that sounds like a you problem” is literally one of the funniest ways to respond to criticism

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

We need a word that’s like phallic but about being vaguely gnomelike instead of vaguely cocklike because I saw this fucking cliff bar stand today and....