BLACK LIVES MATTER

scarlett johansson is shaving her head to play aang as we speak

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

Antarctic sponges live on a time scale we can barely comprehend. 

UPDATE: WHAT THE FUCK

it took me 3 times reading this post to realized that (wild) meant living in the wild and wasn’t just a casual remark on the longevity of these organisms

Maximum longevity: 15,000 years (shit dude)

Everyone in Infinity Wars gonna be complaining about how hard these last few years have been for them until Thor rolls up with no hair, no hammer, and one eye. 

#“also my dad died”

Don’t forget “my planet had to be destroyed to keep my sister from killing like the whole universe so now me and all my people are refugees. But hey, Loki’s back, that’s good news!”

This is now canon, you can all go home, there’s no need to see infinity war

Somebody did beautiful fanart???? Of a post I contributed to?????? This is amazing????????

This is so fucking awesome xD

This is the plot of IW. Everything else can go back to the script.

honest to god i hate the fairly odd parents SO much why the fuck did TIMMY FUCKING TURNER get god damn fairies?? both his parents love him…. he lives in an upper middle class household…. his only problem is that he has a kind of mean baby sitter sometimes…. AND THEN you look at fuckin chester. his friend chester…. oh my god. this boy deserves fairies so much more… he lives in literal poverty, his dad is UNIVERSALLY HATED so much so that he wears a bag over his face bc he cant even show his face in public without being harassed… and this guy doesnt deserve fairies? are u serious? did u think i wouldnt fuckin notice that shit? did u seriously think i didnt see chester mcbadbat standing right there next to timmy stupid ass turner? chester eats from the fucking GARBAGE CAN. im sorry but i cannot believe for one second that timmy deserves fairies more than chester, who is the sweetest kindest person on the whole damn show and he gets shat on constantly by the universe and the fact that his friend timmy gets god parents and not him is like the icing on the fucking cake huh, the last slap in the face from the universe to confirm to chester that life sucks…. listen chester i am here for you and i love you even when the rest of the world doesnt… i WILL protect you

Y'all think your professors are salty or petty? My freshman year my intro to anthropology prof overheard some dudebro say some homophobic shit and altered the entire semester’s plan to accommodate three new lectures about homophobia and gender identity and presentation in various cultures. This is to say three ADDITIONAL lectures to go with the one she already have planned.

Important addition: She changed the wallpaper on her computer to a picture her with her wife and two kids. So the first thing we saw when we came into class every day for the remainder of the semester was basically their christmas card

That ain’t salty, that’s her being my hero