I'm Just Chilling and Killin'...Time That Is

I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!

im desperate

Reblogging for the correct information!

Thanks for correcting this. My parents always told me this statue was called laughing Buddha, but it just didn’t sit with me, but 7 year old me didn’t really know what to type in the computer back then…

i dont know how people handle the world without looking at pictures of little tiny mice sitting on wheat

Abe “the babe” Lincoln

people who are “anti non binary” smash that unfollow button babey cause I don’t want you near me or my blog

that goes for people who are “non binary critical” or “non binary skeptic” too

Aka men on the bachelor have no taste

I don’t know what generic ass white man they had on but she was too good for him anyway

no but you don’t get it, the reason for the sloth costume is that the bachelors big thing about him is he’s a virgin (i know it’s ridiculous). so she comes out of this god damn limo slowly flailing about and goes, “heeeeeellllooooooo. i heeeeeaaaaard yoooooou liiiiiiiike tooooo taaaaaake iiiiit slooooooooooooooooow” and it was the best thing i’ve ever seen on the bachelor and he definitely didnt deserve her

I don’t even watch the bachelor and I saw this live and was like… she’s too good for him

who is she

look at this fucking baby

i can’t fucking believe this wtf wtf wtf wtf

dave benjamin barnes and buster jerry noble

And they’re roommates.

Oh my god they were roommates

don’t keep it all bottled in. i know you do that. it’s ok to let it out, so don’t forget to do it once in a while.

is this about farting or is it just me?

Take that