Diamonds Were A Girl’s Best Friend

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Oh, I see.

Pit bull:

Hyena:

Hyenas are smarter on average than chimpanzees.

At least the spotted hyena, Crocuta crocuta. I'm not sure if we did similar testing on the other species. Theb you add in the bone crushing jaws, that they're carnivorous pack hunters, in addition to them being too darn smart, well, you probably don't want that in your house, now do you? I also heard from one source that their temperament varies too much between generations (The Lion Whisperer on YouTube); you'll have a really chill, docile mother, but the pups wind up aloof or even aggressive towards people even when handraised.

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....Uh-huh. Right. Hey folks, social experiment time:

Okay pipsqueaks, who did this? Speak up, which one of you nerds brought up the divorce? Do you know how insufferable he's gonna be about this for the next month?

And by risk play I don't mean handing them a gun and playing Russian Roulette.

I mean like climbing trees, getting so sick spinning on the swing they throw up, balancing on the curb, sitting in the mud, walking on slippery surfaces, building half ass ramps to ride their bike over, standing on rocks, or anything that involves a smidgen of confidence and out of the box thinking that could result in injury.

Obviously like watch your kids and such, but when we talk about the fun of being an 80s or 90s kid, it's not just talking about CDs and Walkmans or not having iPads. It's about how kids today were robbed of critical learning and experience skills we were allowed to have.

A kid who never climbs a tree becomes an adult who falls off a ladder because they don't intuitively know to keep 3 points of contact when climbing.

A kid who never skins their knees launching off a swingset becomes an adult who shatters an arm because they never learned how to break a fall.

- Developing pain tolerance & an understanding of which types/intensities of pain are "okay" and which need immediate medical attention

- Calibrating the inner ear (sense of balance) and learning how the body reacts to experiencing different things, essential to learning to control the body in unexpected situations

- Developing reflexes and subconscious safety instincts (e.g. protectively throwing up your hands when an object flies toward your face)

- Normalizing getting hurt so the first reaction to an injury is just to treat it (and not to have a fearful emotional meltdown)

- Learning how to treat and heal from injuries (beginnings of self-care)

- Developing appropriate levels of fear around various activities, desensitizing fear around doing harmless things and establishing a fear response for actions that caused an injury. This is key to properly gauging risk in new situations.

Additionally, the reason it's so essential to mess around and get hurt as a kid is not just because it's a critical developmental stage, but also because kids' bodies are growing and naturally resistant to major injuries. A 3rd grader can get launched off a bike onto the pavement and only sustain a few scrapes and bruises that will heal in a few days, while someone who's 30 would likely pull or sprain something (or worse) and take weeks to heal.

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