Aaron

Whoever came up with the term “Shit hit the fan” must’ve had a really traumatic experience with someone shitting into a fan.

Five minutes left, on his microwave rice

this is literally so funny and is also me whenever i feel i’ve been Wronged

casual intimacy kills me every time. grand gestures are cute and all but seeing two people who are just totally comfortable with having each other in their space, who dont think twice about leaning into each other and thoughtlessly holding each other while doing unrelated things….. thats love

Building a tree house is the most insulting thing to a tree because basically you’re saying here hold your dead friend.

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet