wavyhead

Humans are the ‘nice guys’ of the galaxy- we constantly spam aliens for confirmation that they’re there, and when they don’t respond we send pictures of ourselves naked.

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Holidays spent by choice with friends are often more enjoyable than those spent forcefully with relations that you share nothing in common other than being related.

If cats could text their owners, they wouldn’t.

Being healthy is just the slowest possible way of dying.

It’s socially acceptable for people to tell childless couples to have children, but not okay for anybody to tell people who clearly cannot afford more kids to stop having kids

Whoever coined the term “money can’t buy happiness” has probably never been poor and/or broke

The actions of the super wealthy to make billions of dollars they will never use are often more horrific than the desperate measures of the impoverished to get their next meal.

Schrödinger’s cat might be a dog until observed

Plants are on the top of the food chain, because they eat the FUCKING SUN

Elders feel disrespected when you don’t let them disrespect you.

We need a reality show where flat-earthers attempt to find the edge of the planet.

Most anti-vax parents don’t realize they are vaccinated and think that not vaccinate their children will make them healthy like them