welcome to my personal Hell

unfortunately for everybody i will keep doing whatever i want

"I fucked ur mom this" "I have sex with your dad that" well I have a weird homoerotic relationship with your hot older brother and he got lost in my eyes over our jumbo pizza slices and forgot to pick you up after soccer practice. it's raining and you're devestated btw

fun fact: the lab rats got into the cars and drove on their own free time, even without any treat or reward being offered

fun fact #2: the scientists actually found that the rats stress levels were lowered while driving, implying that rats find cars therapeutic

I love the whole branch of cognitive experimentation that just amounts to “we taught rats a fun new game and they really liked it”

Its monk activity day

Hold on let me Google something

I want to clarify that those are in fact silicon breast molds and not slices of raw chicken.

i wonder how many people immediately canceling their subscriptions it took for them to pull back on this

WotC and now Netflix. Please let 2023 be the year of corporations fucking around and then finding out.

The death of the shopping mall has had a devastating impact on our ability to see young people dressed in strange ways in public. It’s all on TikTok now. Back in the good ol days you used to be able to sit down on a bench near a Spencer’s in any corner of the country and watch some of the weirdest-looking motherfuckers alive walking around with full confidence in their fit. Bring it back

"What does daphne even do?" She literally looks for clues. Go fuck yourself