I Smell Like Beeeeef

Prithee tell. What is 'ligma'?

such riddles can only be answered by the mind goblin

Enough of your riddles! Who is the 'mind goblin'?

Me when its 1 day after Halloween and the capitalists are already blasting the christmas sale commercials

I feel personally attacked.

everyone's doomed by the narrative bitch let's get you some fruit

Imagine thinking you bring more to the table than Kermit the Frog

i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

before this starts getting notes i have to add that this is not my dog. i dont know how he got in my backyard

"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.