australia post hate blog

i hope everybody is doing their best even tho we’re all doomed

god, i haven’t cha cha slid since high school

ive never seen the cha cha slide refered to in past tense and i am fucking shaken

i want to fight myself

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

reblog if  you love to cover yourself in baby powder and sit on the counter, tricking passersby into believing you are a powdered doughnut 

Men are so fuckin weak dude I swear. Women are out there grindin like nothing’s wrong while bleeding out of their vaginas 7 days a month, cramps so bad we can barely function, pushing a human out of our hoohas, taking pills that fuck with our horomones just so you can hit it raw and you have the damn nerve to judge the size of our hips that have birthed the civilizations of the world like they were made to be admired by you? No. Next time you get flicked in the balls I don’t wanna hear u talk about how it’s so much harder being a man. Damn. Shout out to women. Don’t let men tell you shit.