( ͡°ᴥ ͡° ʋ)

These two are hilarious together.

y'all think sex work is soo fucking easy like stop with all this ‘fuck school i’m gonna become a stripper’ ‘i’ll just be a porn start it’ll be easy money’ ‘I’m just gonna get a sugar daddy’ bullshit lmao because I can bet ur sweet lil asses you wouldn’t be able to handle a day of it stop trivialising sex work and the work sex workers put into earning their money

oh wow it’s me!

I’m not sure what kind of luck the $115 frozen pizza badger is supposed to bring but I’m not taking any chances

lol oh my god

top bottom or vers is outdated and without nuance i propose we incorporate dom sub and switch to the mix like a d&d alignment chart

I… gays…I don’t know

Luv those witches and sodomites

someone in the 1600s wrote this tweet

raccoons and their… little hands