i'll flay you alive... with my mind

Tag this with (if you had one) the colour(s) of your DS/DSi/3DS

wow i guess i spent too much time on the internet today cuz for a second i read ‘crochet’ as like. crocodile heterosexual. just for a moment there

it's funny to look back at this post and realize i've been dating this dorky musician guy aka bass boi for 7 months now and have never felt this deeply connected and in love before

I spare as many insects as possible so when I’m in a life or death situation our psychic link will activate as they all rush to my aid

oh i do it because i am a good person. guess you've got some growing to do.

New challenge: beat the corporate Uquiz final boss. I got blue btw 💅

Absolutely fascinated by the utilization of uquiz as an art medium, this is really cool

Congrats to this person for making the o ly good uquiz ever

ok but the concept of a rivalry is just so funny. it’s like “i’m literally obsessed with you. you’re the only motherfucker on the planet worth my undivided time and attention. i spend hours planning in detail exactly what i’m going to say and do the next time that we meet. but, like, i fucking hate you.”

i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit

ancestral form of touch grass

ok im kinda curious but how many people have admitted to having a crush on you?