years ago i watched this p/orn and the girl was screaming ‘oh god!! oh god!!!’ and the dude was like ‘there are no gods here’ and to this day it haunts me wtf was he talking about
weird lines in porn? my time has come
- dubbed hentai where the guy went ‘i’m in! i’m inside of you!’. haunting.
- group sex where the girl moaned ‘don’t stop’ and one dude went- in what i can only describe as a stereotypical speedy gonzalez voice- ‘NO EH-STOP-AYYYYYY’
- the concept: a mother who has not had sex in years gets laid. he asks ‘do you like that?’. she replies with the iconic ‘at least i know i’m not a lesbian’
- lemon stealing whore
- a girl absolutely hates her male roommate on every single level… up until he pulls his dick out. she was transfixed. hypnotised. she instantly forgave him every sin from simply gazing upon his wanger. this video also featured passive-aggressive mutual masturbation.
- i decided to give hentai another try, this time subbed. a girl was doing predictable squirmy gaspy movements around a man. his line: ‘give in, [name]. you can’t resist my sperm hypnosis.’
sperm hypnosis
sperm hypnosis
